white lily allen

lily allen made from white lily flour.

this is another fugitive for leff who may or may not become obsessed with all things lily allen shortly.

allspice girl

victoria beckham (a.k.a. posh spice) made with allspice.

you know i only made this one so i could link to my favorite soup clip of all time, right?

caramel blanc

first things first! hi, shelterrific readers! thanks for clicking through! and many thanks to shelterrific for the kind mention!



mel blanc made from caramel sauce.

here's an early david letterman interview with mel blanc. (hunter thompson was on later that night. what a nutty episode!)

the one thing that always makes me laugh about mel blanc is the fact that "that's all, folks!" is *really* his epitaph!

flanny cash

today's fugitive is flanny cash. (johnny cash made from flan.)

since i was fairly certain that this was going to be terribly gross and/or disgusting looking ingredient to work with, i decided to make a "dry" cash first.



not so nasty looking here but brace yourself.

after four cups of milk, a bit of boiling and some time in the freezer (i'm impatient) we have the wet version.



now that's all kinds of gross. which makes me sad, really 'cause i love both flan and johnny cash. though not usually at the same time...

anyway, enjoy some cash clips. (oh yeah, that last one's from "columbo"! it's, like, my favorite episode of that show!!)

p.s.-- i also made a flan rabbit.





not that it really matters.

still, it's leagues better than the gelatinous salmon rabbit that i once made. (warning: click on that at your own risk. it's NAAAAAAASTY!)

misoul men

sam and dave made from miso paste.

yes, "soul man" is pretty great, but i *really* like "hold on, i'm coming". and not just because it was in one of the best "blues brothers" scenes. although that doesn't hurt.

chris rockamole

chris rock made from guacamole.

there's no doubt that chris rock is a comedic genius. but i feel like "pootie tang", which he produced and in which he played three roles, has often been overlooked. i mean, these three scenes (even though chris rock isn't in all of them) crack me up for hours!

fake canadianne bacon

audrey hepburn as princess anne from "roman holiday" on fake canadian bacon.

for my final audrey, i decided to go the "roman holiday" route. mainly because i wanted to watch these two scenes