teri(yaki) jones

the terry in teriyaki. (on rice paper)

teresa heinz kerry

dawn french's mustard

you don't know about dawn french? for shame!

you don't know about french's mustard? you must live outside of the us, canada, asia, europe or the middle east where french's is sold. in that case, i can understand having not heard of french's mustard.

cayenne margaret

my favorite kitten with a whip.

cinnamonk

it's a jungle out there.

(although, i prefer this song since i hate all things randy newman.)

it's tumeric(k) james, bitch!

chairman of the (card)board

doobie doobie doo