new cards in the etsy shop!

hooray! there are brand new cards in the etsy shop! click through to see the new sleestack, herman muenster, (fake) ham solo, bluetooth and horseradish cards!

also, inigo montoya and audrey corne meal cards are back in stock!

monterrey jack

alec baldwin as jack donaghy on "30 rock" on monterrey jack cheese.

this is one of my most favorite jack scenes. he's such an ass! haha!

tartar pitt

brad pitt made from cream of tartar.

my favorite brad pitt movie? "fight club". my favorite tar pits? la brea.

scarlett johannson

scarlett johnasson made from red food dye.

franz kofta

franz kafka made from kofta curry powder.

samantha bee complex

samantha bee made from b complex vitamins.

samantha = b vitamins because both always make me feel *so* much better!

vitamin dee snyder and brewer's yeastie boys

i'm back, chicklets! here're two fugitives for your thursday.



vitamin dee snyder (dee snyder made from ground vitamin d tablets)



brewer's yeastie boys (the beastie boys made from brewer's yeast)

i'm an aunt!

i just became an aunt this morning so i'm going to take tomorrow off in order to do my part of the the bulk emailing/phone calling of relatives, friends and friends' pets. you know how these sorts of things go.

anyway, promise i'll be back on thursday with two new fugitives! if you're into baby photos, you can check out little p alexander here. thankfully, he didn't inherit my butt nose.

john goates cheese

john oates (of hall and oates) made from goat cheese.

i hope you're enjoying the mustache series. i know i am even if this one is a freakin' maneater.

amy poehlertry seasoning

amy poehler made from poultry seasoning.

wasn't amy pehler gorgeous on the emmys last night? also, are you as much in love with this sketch as me? (i *cannot* get enough of it even two weeks later.)

tahinietzsche

friedrich nietzsche made from tahini.

seriously, tahini is beyond good (and evil) when it's added to garbanzo beans to make hummus.

oreorson welles

orson welles made from the inside of four oreoes.

sadly, i can never make it through "citizen kane" without falling asleep. i do, however, enjoy rosebud frozen peas.

rachel shaddow

a shadow of rachel maddow.

here's the set up for achieving a maddow shaddow.



i have such a girl crush on rachel maddow and her new show on msmbc! seriously, it's all that i tell leff about when i im him at work. it's all "omg! guess what rachel just said! oh! she just did the eyebrow thing again!"

ceasar chavez

césar chávez made from ceasar salad dressing.

this one works a little bit better if you mispronounce césar chávez's first name. which, if you had to hear a passage about mr. chávez read out loud to you while you were proctoring an oral reading test as i often did, could conceivably occur several times on a daily basis. (sigh...i'm *so* glad that i don't have that job any more.)

this should not be viewed as an attempt to diminish césar chávez's major contribution to both civil rights and organized labor. i wish there were more people like him!

they call me MISTER bibbs!

sidney poitier as virgil tibbs on a dental bib.

a video in case you've never seen "in the heat of the night".

anne and naancy wilson

anne and nancy wilson of heart on naan.

i love these local ladies and have since i was tiny (and not a local of seattle). i swear that it takes me years to get this song (as well as this one) out of my head. aaaaand now it looks like they'll be in my grey matter until at least 2012.

toothpatsy and edina, stephen (ba)king powder and frank black food dye

it's monday, my cold's almost gone and it's time for three new fugitives!

first, it's a toothpatsy and edina.



(patsy and edina from "ab fab" made from toothpaste.)

i still love "ab fab". in fact, i've found that it's gotten funnier over time.

next, it's stephen (ba)king powder.



(stephen king made from baking powder.)

i haven't read any of stephen king's books in a while. (although i used to devour them religiously in high school.) but after seeing "firestarter" again the other day, i think i might pick up one of his older books (like, carrie or cujo) for a quick read.

lastly, it's frank black food dye.



(frank black made from black food dye.)

i saw the pixies play in, oh, 1992 (?) at the alumni gym in knoxville, tn. although that carbon dates me, i don't care. it's still one of the best shows that i've ever seen.

back on monday

sorry to post and run but i underestimated the cold that i caught last week. i need to take the rest of the weekend to finish recuperating. back on monday with three new fugitives.

corn starchie leach

john cleese as archie leach in "a fish called wanda" made from corn starch.

yes, i know, archie leach was cary grant's real name. but i've already done cary grant. besides, i've got "wanda" on the brain since it's currently available on demand and i watch it maybe three times a week. you know, as background noise.

starch-ky and hutch

starsky and hutch made from mashed potatoes.

i have to say, i enjoyed working with mashed potatoes just as much as i liked watching "starsky ad hutch". which is to say, not at all. (hahah!)

hello to any thrillist and plush you readers who may have clicked through!

custom show

while it's not related to s&f directly, i've got a piece in the upcoming custom show at the gilt edge society in belltown on saturday.



music will be by pedwin drag king from murder city devils and the get off and there will be customs from joe vollan, soopajdelux, abe lincoln jr, coco howard, hello brute, spencer moody, etc, etc, etc. hope to see you there!

hummustache

tom selleck and his mustache made from hummus.

is it just me or was "magnum" only about the mustache and the threat of testicular exposure due to extremely short shorts? (blargh!)

stephen colberry

stephen colbert made from blackberries.

goes well with dijon stewart

jason bateban

jason bateman made with ban solid antiperspirant.

i'm telling you, if there is indeed an "arrested development" movie in the works, i will die.

until then, however, i'll be content with watching this repeatedly. ("chickens don't clap!")

slick rickotta and (non)dairy grant

slick rick made from ricotta.

this is gonna' be short 'cause la di da di, i gotta' get to a party.

that doesn't mean that you shouldn't enjoy the cary grant airplane scene from "north by northwest" though.



cary grant made from non dairy creamer.

green steves

two steve buscemies (buscemii??) made from green food dye to make a green steves.

you know, like greensleeves? oh, never mind.

i'll catch up with the missed fugitive tomorrow. until then, it's back to the couch and death tv for me! (for reals. true crime shows are *so good* when you're trying not to cough up a lung.)

crap!

i've caught a flu type thing and need to get some rest. thankfully, it doesn't feel like it will take more than a day or two to recuperate so i should be back before the weekend is over with new fugitives.

sorry for the delay!

david go lean

david lean on a go lean box.

if i've never mentioned it, my favorite david lean movie is "lawrence of arabia". partially because of the beautiful, sweeping cinematography but also because peter o'toole was such a fox in it. (preeee-ow!!)

pie-ra banks

tyra banks on an aussies' marionberry pie.

(a joke for leff: marionberry? wasn't he the mayor of d.c.? why does he have a pie? (ah, east coast jokes...))

oh, ty ty! how do i love thee and thy bat shit crazy ways? i love thee thiiiiis much!

seriously, the new season of "antm" makes me so very happy. the main reason being that rich at fourfour will begin doing his monday recaps again! hurrah!

pumissy elliot

missy elliot made from pumice foot scrub.

what's your favorite missy elliot song? i can't decide between "the rain" and "work it".

ya (young adult) monday

i know, i know, i said i'd be back on tuesday and here it is monday and i've got a post. i've got a good reason though. see, "gossip girl" is on tonight. (hahah! no. seriously. i'm hooked. i'll explain why in a sec.)

i have two reasons for watching "gg"-- 1) blair waldorf and 2) chuck bass. and so we have the following two fugitives.



nair waldorf. (blair waldorf made from nair. (although i doubt that blair would ever use nair. (i certainly don't. (it smells HORRIBLE.) in fact, i'm not even sure where the bottle came from. it's been moving with me for at least 10 years. perhaps i should throw it out...))



and chuck bassket. (chuck bass woven onto a plastic basket.)

i've never read any of the "gg" books (although one of the ticket takers at the monorail assures me that they're quite fantastic.)

i have, however, read quite a few of judy blume's books in my time.



judy ballume. (judy blume on a balloon)

in fact, the fudge books still crack me up!