auntie mame-onnaise

rosalind russell as auntie mame made from mayonnaise.

this is in response to swapatorium's awesome mame collage from wed. i heart both swappy and mame! (i heart mame so much that i'm thinking about making my little nephew to be call me that when he can finally talk.)

bond. gold bond.

james bond insignia made from gold bond foot cream.

i'm a fan of james bond movies for the simple fact that they help me fall asleep. (i never sleep enough and adore anything that'll help me catch some z's.)

catching up

sadly, i'm not 100% with the back issue but i decided to go ahead and play catch up anyway.



here's samantha brownie mix a.k.a. samantha brown made from brownie mix.

sam brown's shows are the only ones that i'll watch on the travel channel. i heart her.



next is "quiche lorraine" or lea thompson as lorraine baines in "back to the future".

technically, it's not a *real* quiche lorraine because i don't eat pork.



lastly, it's icy hoff. you know, david hasslehoff made from icy hot in honor of my damn back pain.

sorry the hoff's not in focus. it hurt to stand still.

anyway, back tomorrow.

nope

sorry, no new images today. i'm still dealing with the limited mobility thing but it's *starting* to get better.

if you're looking for something to read, the bf went to a donut eating contest this weekend. words, pictures and video.

back on monday

readers of my other blog know that i'm ridiculously clumsy. (i'm really tall. i've never gotten used to it.)

i mention this because i did a number on my lower back on saturday (please don't ask) and kinda' need to crash on the floor for a while until things straighten themselves out, as it were.

anyway, i'll be back on monday with two new fugitives. you know, if i manage to not lock myself in the fridge accidentally or something else randomly idiotic.

blue tooth

dr. teeth made with blue food dye.

don't know who dr. teeth is? watch this.

cream cheesus

john turturro as jesus quintana in "the big lebowski" made from cream cheese.

always remember, nobody f***s with the jesus.